just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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