no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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