when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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