i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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