We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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