he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
