Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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