i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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