Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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