chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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