i would punch a child for taco bell
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My liver is preforming stress tests.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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