one word: firstdatebathroomanal
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish I only lived at night.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Dignity is for republicans.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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