Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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