apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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