Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
