You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
