i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
The uberlube is also flammable
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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