Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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