Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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