Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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