zippers are such a cool invention
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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