I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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