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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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