i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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