We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I understand Curling. That high.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
