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I think I died a long time ago.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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