Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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