how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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