i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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