I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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