Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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