Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
