Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My dick has a subreddit
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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