There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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