I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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