Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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