Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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