I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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