they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she told me i tasted like america
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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