I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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