they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
