I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she told me i tasted like america
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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