dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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