Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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