dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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