is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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