Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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