i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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