Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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