he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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