He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
i believe in u and ur pee
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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