i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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