How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Buhtt sex?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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