Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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