trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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