Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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