How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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