Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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